Danged House Cat got my Turkey Beard!

[LanceS4803]

Had a beard laying on the work bench and left the garage door open. Came out and found a pile of hairs on the floor and the neighbors cat running away.
Pissed does not begin to describe it.

How much would a taxidermist charge to mount a house cat?

 

[catman529]

Just mount it on a tree

 

[Gravey]

I hear ya but instead of the neighbors cat it was my Boston Terrier. My beard and spurs were on my desk in the office. Somehow she got up there and my wife found her chewing the beard. I'm gonna try and super glue it back together. Still haven't found one of the spurs and I've walked all over this house on my hands and knees. Could've killed that dang dog.

 

[Southern Sportsman]

Just kill the cat and dry out his tail and put it with your beards. Good conversation starter.

 

[LanceS4803]

Just kill the cat and dry out his tail and put it with your beards. Good conversation starter.

I like this idea.
Kind of "An Eye For An Eye" thing.

My wife helped me collect up the hairs. We'll see what I can do with a glue gun.

 

[YEKRUT]

10-89

 

[fredfred]

I had a pack of puppys carry off probably 30 beards and at least that many legs that I hadn't cut the spurs off of yet. My wife still complains about Turkey feet being everywhere when she first moved in LOL

 

[mountain man 71]

Yea that cat just used his 9th live.