I pulled this off a poster and thought it was hilarious:
Turkey Hunting is a Lot Like Work
I realized this morning that turkey hunting and work are so similar as to be nearly interchangeable in my life. I get up early,trudge around in the cold,and then try to make myself comfortable while I sit on my rump and listen to those around me make obnoxious noises. Sometimes I make obnoxious noises back at them, but mostly I try to blend into the landscape and not upset anyone. I try to be seen and heard as little as possible.
Most days, I knock off early as I can and get home and do my chores before going to bed early. However on a few occasions, I get lucky and somebody gets careless and gets to close and then I blow their heads off with my shotgun. Then I throw them in the trunk of my car, take them home, skin them and throw their carcasses in the freezer. Before I do, I make sure to take lots of pictures to post on the internet for my friends-
.......on second thought, nevermind.
Turkey Hunting is a Lot Like Work
I realized this morning that turkey hunting and work are so similar as to be nearly interchangeable in my life. I get up early,trudge around in the cold,and then try to make myself comfortable while I sit on my rump and listen to those around me make obnoxious noises. Sometimes I make obnoxious noises back at them, but mostly I try to blend into the landscape and not upset anyone. I try to be seen and heard as little as possible.
Most days, I knock off early as I can and get home and do my chores before going to bed early. However on a few occasions, I get lucky and somebody gets careless and gets to close and then I blow their heads off with my shotgun. Then I throw them in the trunk of my car, take them home, skin them and throw their carcasses in the freezer. Before I do, I make sure to take lots of pictures to post on the internet for my friends-
.......on second thought, nevermind.
