PillsburyDoughboy
Well-Known Member
This is just fair warning since the countdown to football is a few weeks away , I guess it's time to mention the pre-college football season warnings. None of these are meant to be a personal attack, but each of you have been warned.
1. I will NOT attend ANYTHING past noon on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on a television. Except maybe deer woods. Then I am bringing my phone.
a. Events with ALABAMA football take priority over all other events.
b. Events with SEC football will take priority over all other events except ALABAMA football.
2. I will be high strung, loud, and obnoxious if you are around me while ALABAMA is playing.
3. I will wear ALABAMA APPAREL on Saturday. *No exceptions*
4. Weddings are for bye weeks. It's not my fault you are starting your married life proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5. In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not an ALABAMA fan, you will not cheer against ALABAMA and I will not cheer against your team. This rule can be confusing to some, but it is explained by saying that you can make positive statements for your team while not making negative comment against ALABAMA .
Thanks for understanding everyone.
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
1. I will NOT attend ANYTHING past noon on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on a television. Except maybe deer woods. Then I am bringing my phone.
a. Events with ALABAMA football take priority over all other events.
b. Events with SEC football will take priority over all other events except ALABAMA football.
2. I will be high strung, loud, and obnoxious if you are around me while ALABAMA is playing.
3. I will wear ALABAMA APPAREL on Saturday. *No exceptions*
4. Weddings are for bye weeks. It's not my fault you are starting your married life proving to everyone you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5. In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not an ALABAMA fan, you will not cheer against ALABAMA and I will not cheer against your team. This rule can be confusing to some, but it is explained by saying that you can make positive statements for your team while not making negative comment against ALABAMA .
Thanks for understanding everyone.
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
