I've literally made a million, literally.
I will pick one from last year though because it still haunts me, even though I killed a different bird about 2 hours after several rookie mistakes, including letting my purist side get the best of me.
Walked into a place I hadn't hunted all season, got settled into my listening spot well before the sun even thought about coming up. Shortly after the first cardinal sang, a bird gobbled from a usual place about 200 yards out on the same elevation as me on the mountain. I've battled birds in this spot for years for the record. Knowing exactly where he was I instantly was on the move, slowly easing through the woods, as its so dark seeing limbs and stuff is nearly impossible. As I am getting closer another gobble from what I believe is a closer bird fires off. I pause for a few minutes to make sure, nothing....then the original bird hammers again. Here's where the mistakes begin.
I know deep down in my gut there is a bird in between me and my original target. He's maybe 75 yards down the mountain and other bird is about 150 yards in front of me. However, bird #2 has only gobbled once, and in this steep terrain sound plays games. So I decide screw it I'm going for the original bird, he is lighting it up big time now. I move about 50 yards and my gut instincts come true, Bird #2 hammers below me about 75 yards, sparking bird #1 to rip it again. I'm now 100ish yards from bird #1 and even with him, and 75 yards-ish from bird #2 but above it. I'm on an old logging cut that is ripped with scratching, so I decide the best bet is to just sit down now.
I find a decent tree and set up. I'm getting my calls out and getting settled in to kill one of these birds and as I pull out my friction call I swear I hear something touch down in the leaves below but in front of me. Again, gut instincts screaming at me to pay attention to them, and again I shrug them off.
Bird #2 hasn't made a sound in a while but bird #1 has lost his mind. I immediately hear hens below and in front, so as I usually do, I get set to do one soft set of tree yelps myself. As I am touching striker to slate, I catch movement at 15 yards. It's hazy light but immediately I see turkeys and beards swinging coming right at me. I drop my striker and call, and as I'm looking down the sights at the first of three longbeards in easy killing rang (15 yards) I decide this isn't right, I haven't made a single call yet. This is a text book ambush.....idiot inside my head at it again. Nevermind the fact these birds had heard me in the leaves more than likely and were coming to find the silent hen. Anyway, I literally let 3 longbeards walk by and at times they were 5 yards away. They drift off and start blowing up the woods once they get 100 yards of so away. Bird #1 is still going bonkers as well.
With the others gone, I can now focus on redeeming myself by punishing bird #1. I make my tree yelp to bird #1, he answers and pitches down just under the lip of the mountain, probably 60 yards away. The drumming is deafening and the gobbles are like thunder. Immediately I hear a bunch of other birds flying down to him (hens), knowing this could be over I go ahead and call, he answers and they answer. Now I can hear an army of turkeys coming up the hill. At this point it's not if, it's when and where he's going to die. Forever goes by, literally 20 minutes of me silent and him gobbling so close I can smell his breath, yet I cannot see him or any of the other birds. In a rash decision of idiocy and impatience, a trait which I generally don't possess while turkey hunting, I decide one more light call is needed.
So striker touches aluminum, traded out the slate for the death machine, and I hear a putt. Standing 10 yards from me are about 8 hens that the best I can tell had been there the whole dang time, but as turkeys can do managed to stay completely hidden in wide open woods until you make a mistake. When the putt rings off he hammers and I can now see the top of his head in easy killing range, but completely blocked by a downed tree.
Oblviously there is seconds to make a decision at this point as I have a nest of hens who have busted me and are nervously jerking around before leaving, and a gobbler who I just need to raise his head and he's dead. I should have cutt hard on my mouth call, or at least that's what I told myself aftewards, to get him to raise his head and die, but I decide to just stay very still and hope the hens would settle down. Well, they didn't and went down the mountain dragging him with them. Hunt over.
The birds I let walk had dropped 500 yards down the mountain, and this whole hunt in this area was toast. I made many massive mistakes in the midst of doing a lot of stuff perfectly. Even after decades of killing these crazy birds, it is fun to look back on the mistakes made each year and realize they are the same rookie things that I have done every year since I started. I just do less of them now then I did back then, which results in lots of dead turkeys.
For the record I did go over the mountain and found a lonely 3 year old bird free gobbling, that I did everything pretty much to perfection and crushed his face. So I made up for my mistake, but still laugh about the first part of that hunt and my stupidty.