tn24
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Two friends go turkey hunting one morning up the road from a cemetery. They were out for an hour or two before this big Tom turkey comes strutting out in front of them. The one friend pulls his gun up to shoot just as a funeral procession drives past. He lowers his gun, removes his hat, and stands up to pay his respects. The turkey of course runs off and the other friend says, "That was amazing, I've never seen something so selfless and honorable in my whole life! What made you do that?" The other friend says, "Well I was married to her for 32 years."
