Some days it just doesn't work out

[UCStandSitter]

Been sittin here geared up, loaded and ready to go to insert early and sit till dark for a couple hours. Plan was to be in the tree by 10. Stomach has not cooperated though. Just keeps sendin me to the restroom... About to give up. I cant think of much worse than tryna make while in a saddle. Been up there dangling with stomach cramps before. Not worth it.

Frustrating because I took today off work just to hunt

 

[SES]

Immodium is your friend.

 

[UCStandSitter]

Immodium is your friend.

Got 3 in me. Yesterday's meals are overpowering apparently. Wife made homemade tomato bisque for dinner. Was incredible but also incredibly powerful

 

[zb1994]

Pop two immodium and wait 30 minutes. Be just fine after that hopefully.

 

[Specializedjon]

Option B:

Hunt without pants and just let'r rip. Might make for a good attractant.

Bad, bad, joke. Sorry bud. Hope it settles down and you're able to hunt

 

[TNTreeman]

That stinks, hope it improves

 

[UCStandSitter]

Option B:

Hunt without pants and just let'r rip. Might make for a good attractant.

Bad, bad, joke. Sorry bud. Hope it settles down and you're able to hunt

Saddle is mesh so... The phrase poopin through a screen door comes to mind.

Guts have been off for about a week. Need to start eatin more yogurt or something. Acidic stuff is really starting to get to me

 

[MUP]

Got 3 in me. Yesterday's meals are overpowering apparently. Wife made homemade tomato bisque for dinner. Was incredible but also incredibly powerful

Two things I won't eat before deer season are anything with tomatoes or corn in it! Hope you tighten up soon buddy!

 

[UCStandSitter]

Two things I won't eat before deer season are anything with tomatoes or corn in it! Hope you tighten up soon buddy!

The boss made me that tomato soup for my bday dinner. Couldn't say no even though I knew better. Was good though!

 

[Gobble4me757]

#worth it...Hunt from ground, bring toilet paper. Let it drop downwind of where you are sitting for both cover scent and your own survival lol

Oh and one thing you may need to do is change your screenname to
"UCStandShitter" LMAO!!!

 

[Bucket]

UCStandShi**er....

 

[Gobble4me757]

UCStandShi**er....

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Seems like you've got a nice "Bucket" for him there...LOL...Too easy boys, low hanging fruit lol

 

[UCStandSitter]

My sweet soft bottom requires Charmin Ultra Soft. Not sure that outhouse TP quality is up to snuff! Lol

 

[sharpshooter]

I posted this the other day. I may need to make it a weekly post.

The Crapstrap Is a Tree Pooping Strap That'll Help You Poo In Nature Hands-Free

There's really nothing quite like a good crap in the woods... There's not sitting on your phone while playing a game, or reading the back of the shampoo bottle to pass the time. There's just leaning a...

odditymall.com

 

[Gravey]

Hope it ends so you can get to the woods.

 

[UCStandSitter]

I posted this the other day. I may need to make it a weekly post.

The Crapstrap Is a Tree Pooping Strap That'll Help You Poo In Nature Hands-Free

There's really nothing quite like a good crap in the woods... There's not sitting on your phone while playing a game, or reading the back of the shampoo bottle to pass the time. There's just leaning a...

odditymall.com

My pastor of all people sent that to me! Lol. To be fair he is a hunting buddy too

 

[SES]

#worth it...Hunt from ground, bring toilet paper. Let it drop downwind of where you are sitting for both cover scent and your own survival lol

Oh and one thing you may need to do is change your screenname to
"UCStandShitter" LMAO!!!

Toilet paper is for beginners. If you don't walk in the woods with
a pocket stuffed full of Hardee's napkins, you aren't a hunter.

 

[Falconi]

Toilet paper is for beginners. If you don't walk on the woods without a pocket stuffed full of Hardee's napkins, you aren't a hunter.

I prefer Burger King. They are brown.

 

[Gobble4me757]

Toilet paper is for beginners. If you don't walk in the woods with
a pocket stuffed full of Hardee's napkins, you aren't a hunter.

Lol man I started with fresh picked leaves, then transitioned to dry leaves, then a sock…got smart with the Hardee's or jacks napkins until I wanted that Charmin Soft. May cost a lil more but comfort has no price

 

[UCStandSitter]

Lol man I started with fresh picked leaves, then transitioned to dry leaves, then a sock…got smart with the Hardee's or jacks napkins until I wanted that Charmin Soft. May cost a lil more but comfort has no price

Im too old for poopin in the woods. Will leave that to the bears.