Unc!e Buck wants to know what's going on around here???

[gator-n-buck]

Uncle Buck called me today from the Don't Stop Diner's pay-phone that's located in Greenville, FL. Of course he called me collect and was yelling into the phone. He kept yelling that his dial-up interweb must be all messed up.

He told me that he tried to get on TnDeer in the sports section to read about them Mighty Gators and the Volmetears. He told me all that he could pull up was this stuff about the all women's college 30 minutes down the road. I had to explain to him that FSU let men start attending there many moons ago. He paused and I could hear him down another Natty Lite. He than told me with a loud mumble that he didn't even know that FSU had a football team. I explained that they do for now but if TPD keeps locking them all up, they will be having try-outs. Uncle Buck told if that happens to call and leave a message with the diner because my cousin Bubba would like to try out. I had to explain to Uncle Buck that they wouldn't give Bubba a second look since he had never been arrested.

I told Uncle Buck that his internet was working fine and that it was now safe to hang out in bars in Talley since ole Jimbo put his team on bar curfew.... .

 

[baddnole]

Uncle Buck called me today from the Don't Stop Diner's pay-phone that's located in Greenville, FL. Of course he called me collect and was yelling into the phone. He kept yelling that his dial-up interweb must be all messed up.

He told me that he tried to get on TnDeer in the sports section to read about them Mighty Gators and the Volmetears. He told me all that he could pull up was this stuff about the all women's college 30 minutes down the road. I had to explain to him that FSU let men start attending there many moons ago. He paused and I could hear him down another Natty Lite. He than told me with a loud mumble that he didn't even know that FSU had a football team. I explained that they do for now but if TPD keeps locking them all up, they will be having try-outs. Uncle Buck told if that happens to call and leave a message with the diner because my cousin Bubba would like to try out. I had to explain to Uncle Buck that they wouldn't give Bubba a second look since he had never been arrested.

I told Uncle Buck that his internet was working fine and that it was now safe to hang out in bars in Talley since ole Jimbo put his team on bar curfew.... .

Nice to know uncle Buck can now get a drink. Without the players going there the price will be going up though.(supply and demand)

Pretty funny Gator. Tell Bubba to hurry ,only 2% of FSU's roster is in trouble. Spot's fill quickly with the prison being right down the road.

 

[gator-n-buck]

Uncle Buck called me back, of course collect. I could hear his Ole 72 Ford F-100 smoking in the background. He told me that he discovered on the internet that FSU surely did have a football team. Also told me that he was shocked that he never heard of them before.

Also told me that he found Cook on the interweb and he had an arrest record, a mile long. I tried to explain to him that I have heard on TnDeer that they were all misunderstandings. He cut me off an told me that where there's smoke, there's fire.

 

[baddnole]

He was very lucky to find a pay phone

 

[gator-n-buck]

He was very lucky to find a pay phone

He always uses that phone where 90 and 221 come together Hixtown Swamp..... When I told him that FSU's mascot was Chief Osceola. He replied, "That he never heard of her."..... :tu:

 

[baddnole]

He was very lucky to find a pay phone

He always uses that phone where 90 and 221 come together Hixtown Swamp..... When I told him that FSU's mascot was Chief Osceola. He replied, "That he never heard of her."..... :tu:

Well when he calls back tell him FSU could use his help.
We are witnessing the destruction of young, black lives at the hands of an egomaniacal state attorney and a complicit media. Why should an accuser's story have more weight than the story of the accused?

We need to get Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and others involved in this case.

Or Uncle Buck

 

[Mudbone]

He was very lucky to find a pay phone

He always uses that phone where 90 and 221 come together Hixtown Swamp..... When I told him that FSU's mascot was Chief Osceola. He replied, "That he never heard of her."..... :tu:

Well when he calls back tell him FSU could use his help.
We are witnessing the destruction of young, black lives at the hands of an egomaniacal state attorney and a complicit media. Why should an accuser's story have more weight than the story of the accused?

We need to get Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and others involved in this case.

Or Uncle Buck

Wut Tha crap are you talkin about? Smdh. :bash:
These ufs thugs are only getting arrested because they are black?

 

[TreyB]

Mud he has lost it.... Been a rough few weeks on him

 

[baddnole]

Mud he has lost it.... Been a rough few weeks on him

Get a room

 

[TreyB]

Lost it

 

[buckaroo]

Just got text from my uncle Jed, Vols gonna kick A$$

 

[gator-n-buck]

Just got text from my uncle Jed, Vols gonna kick A$$

I hope uncle Jed is better at predicting football games than you. If its hereditary then we have nothing to worry about. :rotf:

 

[buckaroo]

Have'nt heard from him in 10 years if that tells you anything!

 

[Twinshooter]

Have'nt heard from him in 10 years if that tells you anything!

I heard the same from ole Jed right after he smack the hell-0 out of that drunkard Buck for running over little Treyb because he was wearing the rainbow gator pants. :moon: oke:

 

[TreyB]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: this one has jokes. You try so hard though! :tu:

 

[baddnole]

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :super: :super:

Have'nt heard from him in 10 years if that tells you anything!

I heard the same from ole Jed right after he smack the hell-0 out of that drunkard Buck for running over little Treyb because he was wearing the rainbow gator pants. :moon: oke:

 

[TreyB]

Have'nt heard from him in 10 years if that tells you anything!

I heard the same from ole Jed right after he smack the hell-0 out of that drunkard Buck for running over little Treyb because he was wearing the rainbow gator pants. :moon: oke:

Good gosh imagine that Twinshooter using the icon pulling his pants down and bending over for another man! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

 

[Twinshooter]

Have'nt heard from him in 10 years if that tells you anything!

I heard the same from ole Jed right after he smack the hell-0 out of that drunkard Buck for running over little Treyb because he was wearing the rainbow gator pants. :moon: oke:

Good gosh imagine that Twinshooter using the icon pulling his pants down and bending over for another man! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

You liked it before under your other name, or is that why you keep changing yourself? hmmm, sounds like someone doesn't like himself or herself! :moon: :moon: There two moons and how about a sunrise? :livid:

 

[TreyB]

U need to get that taken care of... I posted your Youtube video in another thread.