gator-n-buck
Well-Known Member
Uncle Smoky called collect early this week due to him being a judge in the 1st annual BBQ possum cookout off of Cracker Swamp Road. He was still all fired up about the big win last weekend and I couldn't get a word in edge ways. I did find out that he only knocked out a tooth this year, while celebrating..... He was attempting to jump the shed on his Honda 75 and hit his mouth on the handlebars.... :rotf:
Once I got him on track about the Arky and UT game, I could hear him focus in, as I heard him open a beer in the background. There was this long pause before he told me that this should be a barn burner between the 1-3 Arkies and 2-2 Vo11s. He told me that this is the type of game that could end a coaching career and that he found that information in the back of the Weekly Trader. I kept pushing Uncle Smoky for the winner of the game but he kept mumbling on how neither team could throw the ball and this game might have 600 yards total rushing. Uncle Smoky also told me to look out for about 5 trick plays and a couple fake kicks during this game.
Uncle Smoky took a big drink and mumbled that Bielema met his wife in Vegas but his luck was about to run out. Uncle Smoky predicted that the Vo11s would win by 10....... :tu:
Once I got him on track about the Arky and UT game, I could hear him focus in, as I heard him open a beer in the background. There was this long pause before he told me that this should be a barn burner between the 1-3 Arkies and 2-2 Vo11s. He told me that this is the type of game that could end a coaching career and that he found that information in the back of the Weekly Trader. I kept pushing Uncle Smoky for the winner of the game but he kept mumbling on how neither team could throw the ball and this game might have 600 yards total rushing. Uncle Smoky also told me to look out for about 5 trick plays and a couple fake kicks during this game.
Uncle Smoky took a big drink and mumbled that Bielema met his wife in Vegas but his luck was about to run out. Uncle Smoky predicted that the Vo11s would win by 10....... :tu: