Whats wrong with this freakin turkey?

[FARMTOFIELD]

I knew there was a gobbler on my place because i heard him gobble once about the middle of season and saw some hens in the fast to weeks while out arrowhead hunting ive run up on this dude by his self anywhere from 8 to 10 in the morning but even when i have a mouth call or something on me while im out prowling he will never say a word??

 

[Baxter83]

Same thing is wrong with the ones I've been hunting. When you find out let me know what the problem was...

 

[Baxter83]

Maybe he's gay....

 

[knightrider]

they are being turkeys, you have to learn HOW to kill em

 

[mathews338]

they are being turkeys, you have to learn HOW to kill em

some birds are old and smart and it don't matter HOW much you know, killing them can be the toughest thing you have ever tried.

 

[Setterman]

they are being turkeys, you have to learn HOW to kill em

some birds are old and smart and it don't matter HOW much you know, killing them can be the toughest thing you have ever tried.

Exactly, I have run into some over the years that were practically unkillable.

Other then that, he is a turkey. Nuff said.

 

[Winchester]

Old Toms are like old bucks, they each have a different personality, and sometimes it takes figuring it out to kill him!

 

[Andy S.]

My taxidermist (darn good turkey hunter) likes to tell me, "he is a full-time turkey and you are a part-time turkey hunter." I always liked that saying.

 

[Baxter83]

My taxidermist (darn good turkey hunter) likes to tell me, "he is a full-time turkey and you are a part-time turkey hunter." I always liked that saying.

Yep, goes for deer too.

 

[Stoner]

Maybe he's gay....

That was good. I must have been hunting a bunch of Gay Birds this year. You need to cull those Gay Gobblers from the flock to improve the genetics.

 

[Baxter83]

Don't feel bad. Most of the birds I've hunted this year have been gay too...

 

[Setterman]

Don't feel bad. Most of the birds I've hunted this year have been gay too...

I'm gay

 

[Baxter83]

 

[Billboy]

If my buddies were dropping like flies, I'd keep my mouth shut for sure!

 

[Beekeeper]

Lock-Jaw!!

 

[oldmarine]

The Bee Gees had a hit song entitled "Stayin Alive "and that's what old gobblers try to do.The low hanging fruit gets picked first and the gobblers with the long spurs live to gobble next year !

 

[FARMTOFIELD]

I was wondering why his beard looked was died pink and his fan looked like a rainbow...

 

[oldmarine]

Good one !