Ok, never spoke of this but here it goes. I got into hunting many years ago. I bit into all the promos for deer hunting from shows. I bought a cross bow, rattle, grunt, cloths, Doe in heat bomb and went out behind my fathers house. As i was walking I remembered about putting the scent down and they would follow it to me, per shows. So I devised my plan of attack. Mist it on the ground as I walk a little at a time and then spray around where I was going to set up. Now here is where it all goes down hill.
As I started this journey into the wood line down an old logging road, the dang can hung wide open. Now being short on cash and just plain cheap I started running to where i was going to sit. This thing was spraying all over we and I was getting soaked but there was no way I was wasting it. As I got to the downed tree, seemed like a mile, I threw the can and heard..tink...tink..tink then a fizzle as I watched it roll down some rocks. At this moment 90% of it was now on me. and I was sick because I believe I digested most of it, why you ask. Because I am fat, was out of breath and running like the ice cream truck drove by me without stopping.
Now, while I sat there in disbelief, I went to grab my grunt and it was gone. Apparently it had decided to jump ship and escape the fresh smell of a woman in heat. So I got my rattle out, knocked an arrow and prepaired to get that big buck like the Buck Commander Crew. I started rattling and shaking bushes and about thirty minutes later.......I hear beennnnnn....beennnn. Now my name is Ben and I thought someone had seen me and felt like pranking me so I sat still and played deaf. But this is where it gets interesting. It got louder and then I felt the wind off something directly behind me. As my necks hair was standing up like a spiderman tingle, I turned and there was a buck behind my tree licking its lips. What i know now, was grunting and sent checking. Covered in deer pee, pissed off and ready for action I about started crying.
Now first time hunting, seeing youtube videos i Prepaired myself for an all out war. I took an arrow from my quiver and decided if this thing jumps the log, I am going to ride across the field while prison shanking it because I am not going to let my family see me being man handled in the woods. Oh I didnt mention, there was a family get together and the big bay window was facing directly to me about 200 yards away. Before I could stop to catch myself, It walked beside me and thats when my natural born predator reflexes kicked in.
Your guessed it, I screamed like a kid and then made a highly educated decesion, I bolted. Needlessly to say, we both went our seperate directions. I ran across that field like once again chasing down an ice cream truck, out of breath and one mission in mind, not being dry humped by that moose. I got to the back door and realized I had left my bow. I sat on that back porch and ate some beans, you guessed it as nobody was letting me in smelling like that, until I could get someone to go get my bow. That following week, I bought a climber, found this forum, made my screen name and have been in a tree while using wicks. The only time I hunt the ground is when it isnt rut and inside a blind.
I hope nobody looks at me differently lol.