The misses are probably funnier stories than the successes
My first miss (or poor hit, actually)... was set up with 2 friends with birds hammering all around. Called in a single hen and then 2 grey foxes tried to ambush her, but she escaped. We were expecting to see the any one of the the 5 different birds pop into range at any time, as they were absolutely hammering. Suddenly, somebody empties their gun on what sounded like my property 400 yds away. I told my friends to stay put and I would try to catch the poacher. I ran the first 250 yards, then tucked into cover to try to spot someone dragging a bird off my property. All I found were 3 hens that looked terrified. I sat down waiting and listening, then 2 birds hammered off 100 yards away in one of my foodplots in another field. I slipped to the fenceline, called, then the two marched right up to 25 yards. Right as I was about to shoot, the angus bull in my field decided to come over and try to lift me off the ground. I pushed his head back with the butt of my shotgun while slowly backing up the barbed wire fence looking for a place to slide under. The turkeys were watching the whole thing unfold, but they must have been focused on the bull and not me, as we were basically 1 blob. I picked my crossing spot, slammed the bull hard on the head with my stock, then immediately dropped to the ground and slid under the fence. Left a few strips of my ghillie suit on the fence, caught my wits and calmed my nerves on the ground, then clucked twice. The birds hammered back. I peeked up through the brush (was 10 yards of brush to the field) and both were still there. I raised my gun, waited till they separated, then pulled the trigger. My bird hopped up, then started walking around alarmed. My shot was through a few sprigs of cedar, but not near enough to prevent a clean kill that close. I moved away from the cedar, then realized the birds had moved back into the foodplot and were actually 55 yards when I had shot, not the 25 yards they were at before I ducked the fence to escape the bull. Oh well, was still a fun hunt.
My second miss was last Saturday around 10 am. My son had already missed one that morning (and I didn't carry a gun to make the followup shot
), and my friend killed the second bird, so I was hunting alone for the first time this year. I LOVE taking friends and family, but because of that, it's VERY rare I get to hunt for myself. I had covered a mile and a half before I encountered a bird that responded to my calls. He was through fairly thick timber, about 150 yards away. I dropped down, got set up in some buckbrush and played the game. He came to about 100 yards in the woods, then worked away all the way back to 300 yards. I assumed he must have had hens, but he gobbled back to EVERY call I sent his way. I tried everything, he refused to come. Gave him the silent treatment, he refused to come look. Finally I did a 3 note low jake yelp, and he decided to commit. Next gobble was 200 yards, then 100 yards, then 75 yards. I shut up, got the gun on my shoulder and waited. After a couple more minutes I could hear the spitting and drumming, but still could not see him (there was a dropoff about 25 yards away, and I assumed he was just below it). My heart was pounding for another couple minutes until he popped out from behind a 2.5ft diameter tree 6 yards away. I was perfectly still, yet he absolutely pegged me despite my cover. Mexican standoff for 60 seconds or so, then I thought to myself, "lets see who is faster"... Finger was already on the safety, so I clicked it off. He did not appreciate the gesture or sound and started slipping back and to the left. When he went behind a 6" tree, I set my cheek and swung my gun which simultaneously caused him to bolt. I fired when he was about 10 yards away and my red dot was 4 inches behind his neck- clean miss. I could have shot again at 25 yards (and probably killed him), but just let him leave, figuring he bested me. I think that's the first time I've ever been picked off like that while in excellent cover and perfectly still.