It's been a while since I took hunter safety, but I thought I still had my booklet somewhere. I specifically remember being taught not to wear red or carry a red handkerchief because it could be mistaken for a turkey. I remember thinking about how stupid someone would have to be to shoot a red handkerchief. But as I have gotten older, I have realized that there are a lot of people out there plenty stupid enough to do just that.
If you take a large enough sample size of any demographic, there will be a few stupid ones in the group. Turkey hunting participation has exploded in the last 5-6 years. With more people turkey hunting overall, there are — as a mathematical fact — more stupid people in the turkey woods.
In the hierarchy of stupid people, someone who would shoot at a flash of red without knowing what it is ranks high on the list. But someone who would crawl around during turkey season, holding in front of their face a hyper-realistic replica of the exact thing every turkey hunter is trying to shoot? They outrank the red handkerchief shooters in my book.
Hunter Education Handbook from 1998:
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Turkey decoy advertisement from 2021:
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How the hell this is still a legal practice is way beyond me.