I ll just show you what I posted on that site, this can give you everyone something work with. Hope you guys get a kick out of them, or least a small smile.
I have a few here and there..
if someone ask you if you want to go somewhere...or should we go up there. (this sounds stupid but just say it to yourself, you will love it) "Well, can't dance, too windy to stack BB's, might as well"
hey fat girls need loving too!
"pretty 2 gooder"
These are some of my all time favorites:
"oh quit being a , reach down and pull your big girl panties up, there around your ankles!"
"I have gotta like a crippled coon!"
"I ve got a big ole Stanley Steamer coming on"
"well me sideways running backwards in a snow storm!"
"Id be on that like stink on , white on rice and a brown paper bag in a snow storm!"
I also like the sayings from TV: something big happens, just look at someone as serious and go "MOTHER OF GOD!"
I have a whole lot more, trust me, i could write a book a classics that I have picked up from my grandfathers and have just blurted out myself! If I think of anymore I will share them all if you want! Hey, and USE THEM, everyone needs to laugh a little!
