Favorite saying!

[bobthebowhunter]

"I'll show you how the cow ate the cabbage, boy"

"You can polish a tird all you want, but it's still a piece of."

 

[CBT HOYT HUNTER]

in worse shape than a centipede with big feet

uontoo?

 

[ShaneHallum]

Cya later aligator.. Afterwhile Crocodile..

 

[chunkandwind]

Wish in one hand and sh.. in the other.See which one fills up
faster.


My grannies favorite...boy you aint got the sense God gave
a p!ss ant.

 

[JayMc]

Grinnin like a mule eatin briars.

Slicker than owl snot.

Harder than a hammered cat turd.

If I tell you a rooster can pull a wagon start looking for a harness.

If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise.

Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

I'll be on you like a duck on a junebug...or white on rice.

Love ya like a biscuit (courtesy of Edie's in Lafayette, LA)

I'll kick your butt up between your shoulder blades.

You might know karate but I know tire iron.

You brought a knife to a gun fight.

That boy's ninja quick.

 

[UTGrad]

Good bye, good luck, and let the good Lord take a liking to ya

I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, not even if she had a chance to win

If I was any better I'd be twins

That bar is so bad that they check your for a gun at the door...if you don't have one they'll give you one

Your mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she goes straight to hell

Your mama is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World

 

[TNTomtaker01]

"Hotter than a couple of rats cracking in a wool sock"

"Does a bear shat in the woods"

"Buisier than a cat covering shat on a tile floor"

"She will come to her milk eventually"

"Be on it like a Etheopian on a biscuit"

 

[slick]

Boy, some of these jokes make me madder than a midget with a YoYo...

 

[Baxter83]

Grinnin like a mule eatin briars.

I've always said it like this....

Grinnin like a possum eatn' saw briars.

 

[JayMc]

Boy, some of these jokes make me madder than a midget with a YoYo...

That is very insensitive...they're little people.

I dated a little people gal once. I was nuts over her

 

[ratsnakeboogy]

Boy, some of these jokes make me madder than a midget with a YoYo...

That is very insensitive...they're little people.

I dated a little people gal once. I was nuts over her

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo/Hisssssssssssssssssssssssss!

:grin:

 

[cecil30-30]

Boy, some of these jokes make me madder than a midget with a YoYo...

That is very insensitive...they're little people.

I dated a little people gal once. I was nuts over her

Ohhhhhh!!!

 

[JCDEERMAN]

"Lost as last years Easter egg"

"I so hungry, I could eat the South end of a North-bound mule"

 

[Head Hunter Extreme]

Wish in one hand and sh.. in the other.See which one fills up
faster.

Cant believe i forgot that one. My dad would always tell me that when I asked for something.

 

[deerhunter94]

also another good one... smiling like a possum eating yugoe

 

[dmitchell28]

man you guys have proved me right!!!! no better humor than here in the great state of TN

 

[300_mag]

more nervous than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

 

[nate17]

i once heard a good old country boy tell someone that he would,

"Hit them so hard, he'd put a popknot on their head so big you could pull a trailor behind."

i have never laughed so hard in my life. he was serious as a heartattack when he said it.

 

[Mossy Rack]

hangin on like a one eyed tick on a rabid coon dog
Tennessee where the moon comes over the mountains in gallon jugs!
I'm feeling so da__ good I gotta sit on both hands to keep from waving at everybody.

 

[JCDEERMAN]

Tennessee where the moon comes over the mountains in gallon jugs!

I like that one