Favorite saying!

[Anonymous]

Straighten up and act like you got a family!

 

[RMDucks]

"Hungry is a b!+ch wolf suckin ten cubs"

"Dumb as a box of rocks"

and my favorite...
"She's so buck toothed she could eat corn thru a picked fence..."

 

[Big J]

I like this one I got from Waddell!

I was in a bad way. Like a crack fluffy kittens trying to get a loan based on her credit score!

When I have arrowed a deer I have said over the walkie talkie

"I had a doe leave here with a severe upper respitory infection".
" Just lit his oir her Christmas tree"
'Just smoked her cookie"


This one is a little ruf but gets the point across
"On you or on me like a Priest on a 7 year old choir boy"!


Another word for a doe from uncle Ted. "Swamp Donkey" lol

 

[Big J]

Deader than a bag of hammers!

 

[Big J]

She is so fat you could take her to the beach and sell shade!! LOL!!

 

[Big J]

I will reach up your arse and snatch your head thru it!

 

[Big J]

So fat if you pull up her shirt you will see prop marks on her back!

For you slow thinker she is being called a manatee!!

 

[Big J]

Teeth so yellow she spits chocolate milk!

 

[Big J]

Gap in her teeth so big there is a sign on one of her teeth saying next tooth one mile!

 

[300_mag]

he is as country as 9 foot up a bulls azz !!

 

[TTU97]

"She is fatter than the town dog."

 

[sasquatch]

I am so hungry i could eat the arse end out of a menstrating skunk!

 

[JohnnyBond]

I am so hungry i could eat the arse end out of a menstrating skunk!

:sick: :sick: That's way to hungry for me

 

[slick]

(........ .........) Insert Iron Sheik quote lmmfao

 

[Hoss]

Not just a saying but also a self Identification.

"Broker than a week old Christmas toy!"

 

[Poor redneck]

Daddy always said "if your gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough"


"country strong and city quick"

 

[LIL JOKER]

1.u lied ur mom is not has good has u said she was
2.my dad said u never turn down anything but a ugly woman and u turn her face down
3.i could have been ur daddy but the line was 2 long

 

[RONB]

Im so hungry my gut thinks my throat's been cut

 

[RUGER]

Started out trying to clean this one up but it is a lost cause.
Read the rules people.