After seeing Alabama win so many games, I considered becoming one of their fans. They nearly always win, showing their best plays when it counts the most. So being a fan of their's would be easy, I thought maybe I could blame my Mother for slamming my head in the car door when I was a toddler.
Then I thought about it... and realized, my sisters already married, so I probably wouldn't ever fit in.
Is there a test that (if you score low enough, proves incest) and allows a person to be an alabamee fan?