Weirdest thing you ever found in the woods.

[lol]

Get knocked out of tree stand by a 100 mph dildo...

I think you just invented a new sentence. Congrats!

 

[Planking]

I came up on some chicken wire in a square in the middle of a jungle of a thicket. It was a pretty good size pot garden, thoughtfully placed. I went back home and got my machete and went back and hacked it all down. I know who it was and they have more than enough land. They were just trying to frame my landowner cousin for it.

 

[rifle02]

A pre-owned tampon and some cute panties! Not close to any parking area?

 

[BSK]

Get knocked out of tree stand by a 100 mph dildo...

Imagine trying to explain to your wife how you got the black eye!

 

[nso123]

Didn't happen to me a friend's son .... he said his son watched a couple have sex from a tree stand. He said he whistled a few times but they didn't hear him so guess he just watched the show

I had this happen one time. I thought about letting a round fly into the dirt, but decided not to.

 

[encore06]

Bow hunting Fort Knox back in the 80's. Got turned around and hunted the wrong area. We found several unexploded ordinances

 

[killingtime 41]

Get knocked out of tree stand by a 100 mph dildo...

Don't open your mouth or bend over in that county.

 

[Biggun4214]

Was hunting with my little brother... decades ago. We were in a remote area we thought surely no one had ever been to. It was miserably cold...I wanted to go home.

Just trudging through some very dense stuff, I look down and see a dollar bill laying there. I reached down, picked it up and said...I got my buck, we can go now!!

Marijuana growers would often leave money lying where it will be found. If it's picked up they abandon their patch.

 

[Biggun4214]

I found a pair of boots with feet still in them. The rest of the skeleton was over 100 feet away.

 

[muddyboots]

A sandwich bag with pink panties and pack of cigs. #2 was a doe bedded that let me walk up to her.

 

[ttf909]

A pack of coyotes fighting over a dozen half deflated helium filled balloons.

 

[Huntaholic]

A 12in (APPROXIMATELY) dildo laying in a bed of moss.

 

[Kahrman]

Found a downed weather ballon in Catoosa several years ago.

 

[Crappieaddict]

I ain't found the first dildo. Am I not looking "hard" enough?

 

[Popcorn]

Up on the Cumberland plateau pot patches, moonshine stills, meth labs, we're all too common. BowHunting at AEDC many moons ago as the sun rose a really annoying glare came into my eye, kept me blinded to the left most of the morning. When I climbed down and went to the source it was a glass half pint milk bottle from a local dairy way back when there was barracks / housing there. Otherwise my adventures have been relatively boring. No flying dildo but I have been shot at a couple times, found a bow nailed to a tree in Jackson county

 

[lol]

Don't open your mouth or bend over in that county.

The ER doctors are never gonna believe that story.

 

[cbrock84]

Early 2000's me and a bunch of buddies were out riding 4 wheelers 1 night and came across a KKK rally. Burning crosses and everything

 

[BSK]

Up on the Cumberland plateau pot patches, moonshine stills, meth labs, we're all too common. BowHunting at AEDC many moons ago as the sun rose a really annoying glare came into my eye, kept me blinded to the left most of the morning. When I climbed down and went to the source it was a glass half pint milk bottle from a local dairy way back when there was barracks / housing there. Otherwise my adventures have been relatively boring. No flying dildo but I have been shot at a couple times, found a bow nailed to a tree in Jackson county

Same here.

 

[deerhunter10]

Imagine trying to explain to your wife how you got the black eye!

I believe that's one where I'd lie and take that to my grave

 

[Snake]

When I was 12-13ish I found a briefcase of playboys at the local WMA it was like Christmas morning….

Bet you went home tired...