I can get pretty sarcastic at times!
My favorite so far- when explaining rationale for delaying season to open 2 weeks later to allow the majority of hens to initiate fertile nests, one poster claimed all hens were bred in March and started laying end of March, 1st of April. I countered by explaining to him if that were the case, there would be poults running around and visible by hunters the end of the first week of May.
He said there were no poults seen the first week of May because the momma hen kept them in the nest for the first 8 days after hatch. And yes, he was serious. That's the kind of misinformation we have to deal with over there.
On a sad note however, I lost my first hen overnight. She escaped the enclosure yesterday afternoon and I couldn't catch her. I went back out after dark to find her (she has gotten out once before and roosted on top of the coop and I was able to catch her easily that time) but she was nowhere to be found. I assumed she was high up in the trees, but when I went out early this morning to find her, there were turkey feathers scattered everywhere in the yard
She was 4 years old and full of personality, although she wasn't the boss. Not quite as bad as losing a pet dog, but still stings pretty bad. At least I just had 6 of her poults hatch last night in the incubator. More due next week, and I think I may invest the time to get one to imprint on me and raise it as a true pet.